The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks
Population | 2.173 billion |
Capital | New Anarchia |
Leader | Gregory Fredomski |
Faith | Anarchism |
Currency | Weed |
Animal | Drug dealer |
The Failed State of The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gregory Fredomski with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.173 billion Douchebags live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Anarchia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Nation of Anarchy and Pranksian economy, worth 229 trillion Weeds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,798 Weeds, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Neighboring nations are tired of The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks's big fish stories, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks's national animal is the Drug dealer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anarchism.
The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks is ranked 23,507th in the world and 1,176th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks, neighboring nations are tired of The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks's big fish stories.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
- : The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks, you can tell when Douchebags are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Anarchy and Pranks, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute.